me during classes
- "that’s racist"
- "that’s sexist"
- "there are more than two genders"
- "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
- "that’s ableist"
- "there aren’t enough girls in here"
So I wandered into Forbidden Planet today after work and came across this:
and this might be the single greatest thing I own
if you don’t recognize trans women as real women and trans men as real men get the fuck away from me
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
liara tries ice cream for the first time, has deeply spiritual experience
people are fuckin dying ashley
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
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The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???
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