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just…..just..stay hydrated and we’ll sort out the rest later
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if i ever say “girls are so pretty” or something like that, y'all better know that that includes trans girls 10000% !! i don’t want any terfs reblogging my stuff because trans girls are girls and my posts will always include how radiant and beautiful they are !!!!!
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I feel horrible in case you were wondering
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I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”
“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”
“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”
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Crush Squads
Lotsa people have a crush on them: Leo, Virgo, Libra
Their crush ends up liking their friend: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini
Just the creepy guys have a crush on them: Taurus, Capricorn, Pisces
Has a hopeless crush: Cancer, Aries
Uninvolved with crushes: Scorpio
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Also knives are useful for other reasons.
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podcasts ✻ listen to these guides with authorized headphones provided to you by the institute’s security team.
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me: *sees a fat cat*
me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…
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